1. Where is your cell phone?
Next to me.
2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
Does not apply.
3. Your hair?
All around me!
4. Where is your father?
Right here baby.
6. Your favorite thing to do?
Pushups until dawn.
7. Your dream last night?
Twelve inches long.
8. Your favorite drink?
Thick creamy eggnog.
9. Your dream car?
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile!
10. The room you’re in?
Dark and warm.
12. Your fears?
Cannot crane neck.
14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Harry and Lester.
15. What aren’t you good at?
Containing my excitement!
16. Muffins?
Call me studmuffin!
17. One of your wish list items?
Dirty Dancing DVD.
19. The last thing you did?
Spat in toilet.
20. What are you wearing?
Nothing at all!
22. Your pet?
Don't have one.
23. Your computer?
Just an iphone.
24. Your life?
Pretty friggin' good!
25. Your mood?
Almost always chipper.
26. Missing?
Long lost foreskin.
27. What are you thinking about right now?
Warm apple pie.
28. Your car?
Don't have one.
29. Your work?
Bein' a penis!
30. Your summer?
Hot and wet.
31. Your relationship status?
Not your beeswax.
32. Your favorite color(s)?
Peach and pink.
33. When is the last time you laughed?
A minute ago.
34. Last time you cried?
Two minutes ago.
35. School?
Evening law school.
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